i saw this special on HBO the other night. it was like hookers on the point. same narrator n' shit. so, apparently, you never want to get a prostitute in Hawaii. They're all dudes, but it's scary how much they look like women. a lot of them get their shit cut off, too.
one poor sucker picked one up and was even talking to "it" about how he hears that a lot of girls around the way are actually men. he wanted her/him to prove that she wasn't packing, so she did. but, she had had surgery. he even went down on her. poor bastard.