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    funny cum shot stories....

    anyone have any funny cum shot stories????

    i banged this chick once that wanted me to cum on her new tits.....but i was a little over excited and under-estimated my distance........i hit her right in the eye and right up her nose.....she started coughing and her eye was burning.......kinda funny though.......anyone else ???????

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    <---- Still a virgin
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    lol good story. im still on the V boat with DannV though. is that wat the V in ur name stands for danny ??
    DoPe StreeT CreW


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    i 1 time was laying on my back while the girl was riding me. i pulled out and shot over us and tag the backboard of the bed , u could hear the splatter.i was amazed of the force of my load.

    another time after fucking this girl,she wanted to go down on me a few seconds b4 i came, so i could cum in her mouth,but her timing was off and splat right in the face.


    i thought i share.pretty fucking funny.
    Last edited by soul4ic; 04-09-2006 at 05:05 AM.
    u make me lose my mind, i say it happens all the time, your love is leaving me blind.im bending over backwards for ya baby.my affection is no shame, and even if it was to blame. i put it right back in, i think i kinda like this game..ohhhhhhhhhh i lost control ,with the touch of gold and i want to feel your love inside of me... ohhhhhh your love is cold...and i wont be told, will some1 please let me off this crazy ride....owwww i wanna feel your body hit the floor and ride me like a rollercoaster ride eohhhhhh will u pull me close,will u come with me,until i wanna scream and im begging u for more your love is killlllllllllling meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

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    Originally posted by Afro Thunder
    lol good story. im still on the V boat with DannV though. is that wat the V in ur name stands for danny ??
    hahaha nah kid V is stands for my last name lol
    http://www.myspace.com/djtitoakatheking


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    vasquez.... velasquez???


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    back when i was 1st seeing my ex fiancee i pulled out just as i came.

    we couldnt find the load anywhere. we thought wtf!!

    anyway she went to put on her sneakers & guess where the load was.
    in one of her shoes
    under all these clothes im naked

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    Originally posted by Afro Thunder
    lol good story. im still on the V boat with DannV though. is that wat the V in ur name stands for danny ??
    aw
    ...In an Endless Ocean of Blue...

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    one time i was jerking off and i got some on my dog. so he licked it and wanted some more. i farted on his face.

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    It had been a while since I got any and I banged this girl and she took my load in her mouth, and I unleashed such a fury that it shot down her throat and made her choke really bad.

    It was the best orgasm I ever had. Combine the feeling of hysterical laughing with blowing your load...wow. Good stuff. I think I laughed for a good 10 minutes.
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    And drooog is usually wrong even though his arguments make sense.
    Grief is nature's most powerful aphrodisiac. Look it up.

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    I was banging my ex in her parents bed and when I pulled out I let it go all over her father's pillow


    he was an asshole
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    HAHA pecker tracks.
    Quote Originally Posted by Keyser Soze View Post
    And drooog is usually wrong even though his arguments make sense.
    Grief is nature's most powerful aphrodisiac. Look it up.

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    my ex bf came on me...but he wasnt really focused so it wound up every where...my stomach my hair and my eyelid. I couldnt close me eyes for a while and I took a shower and washed my face.

    My hair? was as hard as a rock...and that piece stayed like that until i washed it 3 times. Shit was like super glue
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    my ex used to shoot across the room every time.. so funny.. got me in the eye once never seen another dude that was like that

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